Ladies, I guarantee you one thing. Within the next week, you will come across a man who is just looking away with his brow furrowed. And without knowing who he is, without knowing who you are and without knowing where you and he might be, I can tell you exactly what is going through that man's head.
Nothing.
See, men do that. We just have moments where we zone out. We're not doing anything, we're not thinking anything. We're just...there. But women aren't like that. There's always something going on with women. And they refuse to believe that men might not operate this way.
Most guys can relate to this: You might be with a lady. You're feeling her, she's feeling you. You're thinking, "This is nice. I can dig this." But then she has to go and ask one of those crazy questions. "What are you thinking?" "How are you feeling?" And the first thought that comes to the guy is, "Ah, crap!" Because ladies, you have to understand that, for men, these are unnatural questions. You'll never see one man ask these kind of questions to another man. But they're important to women because women are always "thinking" and "feeling." So now the guy has two options. He can answer honestly, which is usually this: "Nothing." But that's never the right answer. His other option is to say what he thinks she wants to hear. But that's dangerous too. Because 92 percent of the time what the guy says is the wrong thing. So now she's upset because he tried to say what he thought she wanted to hear but wasn't. See how that lack of understanding the other causes everything to become convoluted? But the other eight percent of the time is just as dangerous. Because now the girl is happy with the guy's answer. And what does that mean? Now she wants to talk. Which the guy never wants to do, but he has to and it just gives him more opportunities to say something wrong.
The simple truth is this: men and women will never understand one another. Men will never understand women because there is waaaaaaaaay too much going on with women that we just don't get. Trying to get a man to understand a woman is akin to giving a calculus equation to a kindergarten kid who just learned basic arithmetic. But women will never understand men either. They actually could, but they never try to learn about men from men. Every time a woman is confused by her boyfriend who does she turn to? Her girlfriends. And what do her girlfriends do? Say way too many things that are 100 percent WRONG.
Here's my final analysis. Guys, the survival of the relationship depends on us. We have to put forth the effort in at least attempting to understand women. Yes, it's difficult. Yes, it can dang near drive us crazy. But if you have a good woman, the reward is worth it.
Or so I've heard. I'm single, so what the crap do I know?
Written By:Omagus
